Bonafide Paycheck

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No more workin doors for Fred Dukes. Ah'm gonna be helping Kyle take care of the place for all the glory and riches that entails. It actually works out pretty well, cause most of the equipment out in the shed is supersized, so it works out, uh, well an' all.

P.S. - Kyle, this does not make me your 'Minion'. Ah'm a Stage Boss, at least.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I said henchperson, not minion. Wade's got minions.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Ah have seen his minions. Ah could eat the majority of em.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well most of 'em are pretty skinny, but dude, I watched you LITERALLY put a whole half pound burger in your mouth just 'cause, so I dunno that's a fair assessment.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Ah actually once ate a whole pineapple once on dare. True story.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Leaves and pokey things and all?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Yup. Wouldn't be a dare iffen Ah didn't. Easiest 90 bucks I ever made.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, I used to get 10's for eating goldfish but I never got anything more than 20, and even the 20 was for a pigeon and I got to cut that up.

(My freshmen year of college I was dumb)

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Pigeons are way too cool to eat on a dare. Most I ever made was eating a brick for 250 bucks.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You ate... a brick. Made of .. brick? not like a brick of i dunno, meat or something?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Nope. Brick made ah...well...brick stuff.

What do they make bricks out of anyhow...?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Depends on what kind of brick. Regular red kind's baked clay, it gets complicated from there.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Well then yeah. One of them. Regular kind.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, ow.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Nah. Didn't really have much of a taste, but it didn't hurt or anythin.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean going in.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, there's this expression "Shitting a brick" remember?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

...
...
...Dude, Ah don't shit. Like, uh, bricks or otherwise.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... I wanna be like TMI MAN but I did like walk right into that.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude. Didn't mean tah overshare, but Ah hadn't done that since...Ah don't know when really.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have to get you a magic toilet like Cammie.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Magic...? Yah know what? Ah'm better off not knowin.

But yeah, Ah think Ah don't...make waste, yah know?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, you get to know cause guess who gets to drop off her filters over at the brownstone? That's right, US, which means YOU!

Her, uh, waste is toxic, so her toilet filters it before it gets into the sewer system.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh...awesome? I guess...?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Cammie's hilarious. You guys could bond over eating stuff people don't eat. She thinks drain cleaner's a tasty drink.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on the new job?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Thanks Copper Top. I hadn't got it yet, but iffen I've guessed right, Kyle ain't had many takers on the job, so I ain't worried.