Bonafide Paycheck

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No more workin doors for Fred Dukes. Ah'm gonna be helping Kyle take care of the place for all the glory and riches that entails. It actually works out pretty well, cause most of the equipment out in the shed is supersized, so it works out, uh, well an' all.

P.S. - Kyle, this does not make me your 'Minion'. Ah'm a Stage Boss, at least.

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[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

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...Dude, Ah don't shit. Like, uh, bricks or otherwise.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... I wanna be like TMI MAN but I did like walk right into that.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude. Didn't mean tah overshare, but Ah hadn't done that since...Ah don't know when really.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have to get you a magic toilet like Cammie.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Magic...? Yah know what? Ah'm better off not knowin.

But yeah, Ah think Ah don't...make waste, yah know?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, you get to know cause guess who gets to drop off her filters over at the brownstone? That's right, US, which means YOU!

Her, uh, waste is toxic, so her toilet filters it before it gets into the sewer system.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh...awesome? I guess...?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Cammie's hilarious. You guys could bond over eating stuff people don't eat. She thinks drain cleaner's a tasty drink.