Bonafide Paycheck

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No more workin doors for Fred Dukes. Ah'm gonna be helping Kyle take care of the place for all the glory and riches that entails. It actually works out pretty well, cause most of the equipment out in the shed is supersized, so it works out, uh, well an' all.

P.S. - Kyle, this does not make me your 'Minion'. Ah'm a Stage Boss, at least.

Comments

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Ah actually once ate a whole pineapple once on dare. True story.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Leaves and pokey things and all?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Yup. Wouldn't be a dare iffen Ah didn't. Easiest 90 bucks I ever made.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, I used to get 10's for eating goldfish but I never got anything more than 20, and even the 20 was for a pigeon and I got to cut that up.

(My freshmen year of college I was dumb)

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Pigeons are way too cool to eat on a dare. Most I ever made was eating a brick for 250 bucks.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You ate... a brick. Made of .. brick? not like a brick of i dunno, meat or something?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Nope. Brick made ah...well...brick stuff.

What do they make bricks out of anyhow...?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Depends on what kind of brick. Regular red kind's baked clay, it gets complicated from there.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Well then yeah. One of them. Regular kind.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, ow.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Nah. Didn't really have much of a taste, but it didn't hurt or anythin.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean going in.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, there's this expression "Shitting a brick" remember?