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Fred Dukes ([personal profile] x_blob) wrote2012-01-10 10:06 pm
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Bonafide Paycheck

No more workin doors for Fred Dukes. Ah'm gonna be helping Kyle take care of the place for all the glory and riches that entails. It actually works out pretty well, cause most of the equipment out in the shed is supersized, so it works out, uh, well an' all.

P.S. - Kyle, this does not make me your 'Minion'. Ah'm a Stage Boss, at least.
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[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well most of 'em are pretty skinny, but dude, I watched you LITERALLY put a whole half pound burger in your mouth just 'cause, so I dunno that's a fair assessment.

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ah actually once ate a whole pineapple once on dare. True story.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Leaves and pokey things and all?

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yup. Wouldn't be a dare iffen Ah didn't. Easiest 90 bucks I ever made.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I used to get 10's for eating goldfish but I never got anything more than 20, and even the 20 was for a pigeon and I got to cut that up.

(My freshmen year of college I was dumb)

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Pigeons are way too cool to eat on a dare. Most I ever made was eating a brick for 250 bucks.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
You ate... a brick. Made of .. brick? not like a brick of i dunno, meat or something?

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Brick made ah...well...brick stuff.

What do they make bricks out of anyhow...?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on what kind of brick. Regular red kind's baked clay, it gets complicated from there.

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well then yeah. One of them. Regular kind.

[identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Didn't really have much of a taste, but it didn't hurt or anythin.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2012-01-11 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, there's this expression "Shitting a brick" remember?
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