A Humble Suggestion

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Perhaps, if there's a mutant girl, running around, who can shift between a purple housecat and a naked person, then perhaps that persons existence should be brought to the attention of newcomers to avoid any embarrassing interactions.

Just saying.

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x_cynosure
2009-03-13 05:33 am (UTC)
She is usually a mutant girl who shifts between a purple housecat and a nominally clothed person. The naked only happens every great once in a while.

Did you get to see her coming, or did you wake up with a cat in your bed?
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 05:36 am (UTC)
I saw the cat, and thought it was weird that she was purple, but I didn't figure on...you know...the rest.
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x_cynosure
2009-03-13 05:51 am (UTC)
Catseye tends to make jolting first impressions, yes. She does not mean to -- she saves the sneak-attacks for once she knows and likes you.
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 05:55 am (UTC)
I'll keep that in mind. And be on the look out.
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x_catseye
2009-03-13 05:59 am (UTC)
Catseye is sorry, RoundBoy! Catseye took her collar off because it was itchy! Catseye told this already!

Can Catseye come nap with RoundBoy?
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 06:01 am (UTC)
Uh, raincheck on that, Catseye. Maybe some other time.

And what's with the 'RoundBoy' thing?
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x_catseye
2009-03-13 06:04 am (UTC)
Okay some other time! Tomorrow?

RoundBoy! Because you are round and a boy! Catseye does not like human names because they do not tell what a person is and that makes Catseye confused.
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 06:07 am (UTC)
Okay. Makes sense.

Yea. Some time tomorrow. I'll make sure my raincoat's not wet then.
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x_catseye
2009-03-13 06:14 am (UTC)
Catseye will wear her collar. The raincoat is smelly like wet coat. Catseye does not want.
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 06:15 am (UTC)
Hey!

My coat does not smell :(
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x_catseye
2009-03-13 06:16 am (UTC)
Not to a human with a human nose...
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 06:19 am (UTC)
The type of nose don't matter.
My coat don't smell. :(
I put like half a can of Febreeze on that thing every day.
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x_wildchild
2009-03-13 12:23 pm (UTC)
And dude, that's why it smells. Febreeze does not smell good to super noses.
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x_nothungry
2009-03-13 05:07 pm (UTC)
oh. Gotcha.
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