A SECRET. YOU DONTT EVEN KNOW GUYS,

[x_blob]

No
NO for real

Check this out.

CUpcakes? You know them?

They are just,, like, prostitute Muffins.

'm for real! They are just, like, Muffins all tarted up. like ....... wWhoreMuffins.

thhat's what we shouldd call Cupcakes.

'WhoreMuffins'.

Comments

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Fred? Would you be drinking right now? Because if you are, I would like to be drinking also, please. The woods are too sad to be hiding in today.

Also, you have very strange ideas about cupcakes. But you make me laugh.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Shhhhhh Fuck yeah you can drink. This is America. We're like bald Eagles flyingover liike a Lake. Bt the lake's like graine alcohol.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I hate that you both can GET DRUNK.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

shhhht

((shiit is what I ment)

You are just angry cauz Of my backparts. Leike, Ii gawt better backpsrts thien you. Yvettte said so.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I need more beers to try to make any damn sense of what you just wrote.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

backparts..,.

liek on Showtime Channal.

everyone hasss the.m.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Iiiiii... can't drive. Where are you?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

thim where the cars ar.

next to tha drinkin.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Aw but then I can't b CLARICE. Pixie person. Can I have a lift?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Hoo boy, you are so many kinds of drunk

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Youre Al kinds witeh your long hair and scool dDegrees.

and yuro face. DoctoDr. Face. Like your getting a paging Dctrr Face call.

Mylaptop is lke really warmm.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

...thank you? I think?

Put it down, maybe?