Well that went pretty well...

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So I ran into Scott, after a good while bendin Kyle and Angelo's ears about it and, uh, yeah...

So I'm an X-Person. Kinda. Like the trainin kind, uh, I think.

Anyhow, Kyle says we have to have super secret codenames, or something, but the trainin one has to not be flattering. At least I think that's how it is. Someone please tell me if I'm wrong. Point is, I ain't the best at thinkin up stuff like this. As much as I will probably regret this, anyone have any ideas?

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it gets worse. Not only do you get a godawful trainee name, you don't even get to make it up yourself. But it's not so much not flattering as just like, ridiculous.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the trainee name isn't supposed to really upset you. You don't have to like it, but if you're really offended that's not fun.

Am I allowed to chip in with not really being an X-Man anymore?

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

I asked everyone for suggestions for mine, so I think it's only fair that everyone gets to help with Fred's, especially since he has posted on his journal and not x_team. ;)

I would suggest "Rocky", but that is Dori's trainee name. How about Fezzick, the giant from The Princess Bride movie?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Fredzilla!
Pooh
The WALL

I kinda like Fezzick though.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I ain't ever gonna figure out these journals just right...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'll third Yvette's suggestion of Fezzick.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

Adipose!!!!! It should totally be Adipose!

And YAY FRED. :D :D

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno what that is, but it means I can call Fred "Addy" and that's funny. I vote for that.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, the fuck are those?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

It's a thing from Doctor Who. They're little ambulatory blobs of fat. There was this whole thing with a diet pill that was actually the way they were created and stuff.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That is the like, most adorbs fucked up thing I've ever heard of.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Even more fucked up, people make little plushies of them!

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Because they are so cute!

I like Adipose too. :) Almost more than Fezzick!

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Guys, serious? I know I can get pretty, uh, geometric, but do I seriously look like those things when I get all big?

And I'm okay with Adipose, if only cause I had to look up what it was.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

I would suggest some things, but I don't want to have to sleep with one eye open, fearing the day you try to kill me on my sleep.

...besides, seems like there has been a couple of cool names suggested.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

If I'm moving around late at night when people are sleepin, it's either cause I'm outta cigarettes, I'm headin to the garage, or there's a new Elvira I wanna watch.

[x-staffofone.livejournal.com]

I don't want to risk it though.

Well I don't live in the mansion anymore....so I guess I could have a go at being mean.

I don't want to though :/