No one laugh.

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Back from Vanessa's friend (who's, uh, pretty terrifying by the way). Vanessa needed some help, and I needed the money, but she said I needed to look the part. Eight hours later and, uh, tah-dah, I guess. First person to laugh gets a fender to the face. That goes double for you, Gibney.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Check out the MIB! Looking good, Fred. You got the shades to go with the suit?

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

You look very nice Fred.

[x-network.livejournal.com]

Looking very sharp sir! :)

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

You look really awesome, Fred!

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

The suit looks wonderful, Fred!

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Vanessa's friend? You mean me? Terrifying? Why Fred, I'm flattered!

I agree, first person to laugh gets a fender to the face! I did an amazing job with you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would never laugh at a dude in a suit. Especially when I know that dude can throw me clean across the grounds if he wanted.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

You look so nice, Fred! I hope you are keeping the suit!

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

I like it Fred. You clean up nice.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Thanks guys. It still is pretty uncomfortable, and it feels really, uh, weird. Especially keeping it, uh, 'sucked in'...as it were...

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You'll be well adjusted after thirty hours in it. And you look fantastic, Adrienne did well. The client will be overjoyed, I'm sure. Adrienne will also be choosing my dress so you will suffer alone.